im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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