i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
pray to the hookup gods
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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