She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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