Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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