Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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