Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
