ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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