The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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