Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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