then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
