if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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