My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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