i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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