So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
