Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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