i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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