Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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