I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize