like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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