if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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