walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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