Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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