Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Congratulations! We have a period
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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