Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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