Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
my liver is dry heaving
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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