I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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