We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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