i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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