The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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