Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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