So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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