D3 body, D1 cock
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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