They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
How's work?
Spinning.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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