then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
