Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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