I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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