sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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