i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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