So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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