Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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