Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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