Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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