Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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