Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
When are your genitals available?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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