I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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