Nicole vs. Life
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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