Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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