I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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