im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
