Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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