I wish i was in the wii world.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Terrible idea I love it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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