Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so explain again why im purple
no
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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