My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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