We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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